Plumbers wanted in Memphis, TN

“Is anybody a Mary Kay salesperson. I need a liner pencil. I have one from years ago and haven't found any since that will do the water line on lower lashes. I would like to get some more.”

“Need someone to fix my garbage disposal and replace a part in my toilet late tomorrow afternoon! Anyone available?”

“April Fool's Day is here and it got my creative juices flowing. I would like music suggestions for a harmless bathroom prank on a visiting friend next month. I have a smart toilet and a Sonos speaker. The easy part is pr…”

“Can someone recommend a licensed erosion control service for my yard? I want downspouts buried and flow into city drain in back yard. I have severe erosion right now. Preferably a company that can do sod as well but not …”

“Hi neighbors! I saw lots of folks looking for a handyman. I recommend this wonderful fellow! His skilled work is solid. Additionally, he's transparent and reasonable, a true professional. I’ve hired him several times, wi…”